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Coffee IS important Jeroen/Jerome ~ He ~ Dutch ~ Paris Probably tired right now







dat-soldier:

hustlerose:

dat-soldier:

If i could install mods in real life i’d replace my footsteps with the mario 64 ones

shut up nerd. i would give myself 65 pound anime boobs and 10x running speed 

i mean me too but with mario 64 footsteps

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walkthcmoon:

today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it
like how do you lose an entire melon

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bumble-bee-pd:

whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?

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puciboi:

slimetony:

Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window

what halsey song is this

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1. June 2020

chiriitan:

Hit me with a stick and throw me in a river

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lierdumoa:

dankmemesforsadteens:

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a good evolution

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that β€œrandomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

(via hotboyproblems)